Jason's recent phone conversation:
Me: "I need some electrical work done in my house."
Guy on phone: "We don't have anybody who can come until Monday." Me: "Well, when would be a good time for him to come on Monday? My address is..."
Guy: "Wait, you just need to call us back on Monday. If you tell us now, we will forget."
HAHAHA (I accidentally laughed before I hung up the phone!)